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Geek Weekend: Columbus, Ohio
Have a custom stylus fabricated! Monogrammed, Zelda-ed, whatever
Fox is recasting Futurama!
DIY: Make your own glowing glass jar
Walter Cronkite, news icon of the 60s and 70s, dies at age 92


“Reading Lamp.” Very clever.

readlinglamp1In one of those rare collisions of good design and practicality, this lamp appears to be the perfect thing for your bedside. It’s simple enough: when you’re not reading your book, you place it on the lamp and it extinguishes the light. Pick it up; place saved, light on. Brilliant!

Unfortunately, like most good design, it’s either a concept or incredibly exclusive, I’m not sure which. Even if they had it at your local furnishings boutique, it’d probably cost you a couple hundred bucks. Le sigh.

[via The Daily What]


Tiny coil gun powered by camera battery is cute ‘n deadly


It’s only deadly to paper, but hey. We here at CrunchGear love our coil guns. Tesla coil guns, Wiimote coil guns, robot coil guns, we’ll take ‘em all. What can I say, it’s just good fun for the whole family! This one is for baby.

The little light-switch enclosure contains a camera flash battery, some circuit hackery, and the few parts necessary to accelerate a BB to paper-penetrating speed. Want to make your own? Assuming you know how to make a basic coil gun, here are parts used. Go forth and coil.

[via Make]


Averatec’s new all-in-one is the choice for the discerning evil genius

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Take a look at that computer. I understand it’s not going to look quite that jet-black in real life, but come on. If you were an evil genius and you were outfitting headquarters, you can streamline both your hideout and your purchasing process by getting a bunch of these. Black and imposing, yet fast enough to crunch those evil numbers your henchmen are always dealing with.

It’s no jaw-dropper spec-wise: a Core2 Duo E5200 at 2.5GHz, 3GB of RAM, and integrated graphics. For $799 you can’t expect too much, especially considering it comes with a 22″ display and slot loading DVD-R drive. It’s got wireless built-in, so you can just plug it in and you’re good to go.

Honestly, for a quick-access PC in the living room or whatever, this would probably be a great choice. Nobody will ever tell you it’s ugly, and it’ll do anything you need to to do besides play games. I question its HD video capability, but it’s hard to say one way or the other.


Seven Reasons Microsoft’s Profits are Tanking

Microsoft is spending big bucks for too little return in far too many markets.

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Seven Reasons Microsoft’s Profits are Tanking

Microsoft is spending big bucks for too little return in far too many markets.

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Walter Cronkite, news icon of the 60s and 70s, dies at age 92

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One of the most trusted names in news for decades during an era when America needed honesty and good reporting has died today at the age of 92. Walter Cronkite reported on the Moon landing, the assassination of JFK, and the Vietnam war, among countless other subjects. It’s a stretch calling ourselves “journalists” when compared to guys like Walter, but if we may be allowed to post our collective sadness at the loss of one of “our” own, there you have it.

Feel free to read up on the man and his history. A strange coincidence that he has passed away on the 40th anniversary and revisitation of one of his biggest stories.


Arduino GBA touch-screen mod

Not a lot to say about this little hack but it’s basically a Game Boy Advance attached to an Arduino device running a touchscreen. The stylus sends data back to the Arduino which connects to the GBA via a patch cable.

via Make


Mac News Briefs: SyncMate 2.0 Released

Eltima released a new version of its SyncMate synchronization tool this week. The latest release, SyncMate 2.0, gives Mac users the ability sync their computers...

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CrunchDeals: Penumbra Collection (scary) for $5

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Looks like GamersGate is having a promotion, they’ve had crazy prices all week. If you’re not familiar with the Penumbra collection, it’s a series of creepy first-person adventure games. There’s a lot of puzzle solving and not a lot of shooting, and they’ve got a great atmosphere. I started playing one but got stumped partway through and have been too scared busy to get back to it, but $5 is a really good bargain for the trilogy, which just completed this year if I’m not mistaken.

Pick up the pack here. Start at the beginning, there’s a story. And play it at night with headphones, it’s that kind of game. If you’re not sure, check out the trailer:

Come on, that’s worth the price of a gin and tonic.


Amazon Removes E-Books From Kindle Store, Revokes Ownership

Buying something in the digital realm apparently isn't the same as the physical realm, after all.

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Smoke up! Palm Pre’s gotta new commercial

Whip out the bong, kids, and start in on that Afghan Kush because Palm has a new commercial. Put it on repeat if you’re on LSD.


How to Win a Better Deal From Your Service Provider

You can go to bat against a service provider and win, but you've got to be ready to go to the brink, as this real chat session demonstrates.

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Build your gadgets for Gadget Club this weekend!

Remember the Radio Shack Battery Club? Back in the old days you'd go into Radio Shack with a card and they'd give you free battery once a month. It was heaven. I used to go in and grab a 9-volt - the best battery to have, by a long shot. Well, Radio Shack and Peek just teamed up with us to offer you the Peek/Radio Shack Free Gadget Club. For the next three weeks we're giving away one Peek device - your choice - and another gadget (anything you want up to $500 in value) from Radio Shack. Sure as heck beats a D-cell, right?


The NSA Wiretapping Story That Nobody Wanted

They sometimes call national security the third rail of politics. Touch it and, politically, you're dead.

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Commenter of the Week

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Anonymous writes in reaction to the heated debate about an older Laptop Hunter ad featuring Sheila:

Wow, I’ve learned so much from all of this stimulating, relevant debate. Thanks, guys!

Just a few of the things I’ve learned from these comments:
1. The only reason to buy a Mac is OSX
2. The only reason to buy a Mac is the build quality
3. OSX sucks compared to Windows
4. Windows sucks compared to Linux
5. Windows sucks compared to OSX
6. Real video editors use Final Cut Pro and AVID… unless they use Sony Vegas or Adobe Premiere instead.

7. Fry’s Electronics is either universally agreed upon as the best electronics store in the world, or the worst, but it is most decidedly not anywhere in between.
8. Everybody who uses a Mac loves it to death… except for those who don’t.
9. Everybody who uses a PC loves it to death… except for those who don’t.
10. Apple’s support is better than Toshiba’s support which is better than Apple’s support which is better than Toshiba’s support.
11. Taking one side or the other, hyperbolically, makes you a terrible, blind fanboy incapable of seeing things objectively… but being objective means you’re “an ignorant fag who is afraid of conflict”.
12. Ram is like cupholders… which means you can buy it for 25 cents at a drugstore and hang it off the edge of your dashboard
13. Ram is like car seats, semi-permanently bolted into a vehicle and unable to be added to due to the limited capacity of the vehicle
14. Ram sticks are meant to be sat on or have drinks placed atop of them

15. The salesman is gay
16. You’re gay
17. I’m gay
18. Several people here “suck dicks”… which is apparently a bad thing, given the context with which this is said
19. The point of the ad is to sway people from Apple
20. The point of the ad is to sell Vista
21. The point of the ad is to tell the average consumer that Windows-based PCs are cheaper
22. The point of the ad is to tell professional filmmakers that Windows-based PCs are more powerful
23. Mac fans use horrible grammar
24. PC fans use horrible grammar
25. Most users of the internet at large UES HORRIBAL GRAMMER

Oh, and 26. Her tits are small.


Does my bum look big in the Internet?

No it doesn't. But the bigger it is, the more you can potentially display on it. News posted on the h+magazine website explores the idea of wearing the internet. The very clever students at the MIT research labs have been doing some very clever things again. This time they have devised a way for a user to surf the web on a piece of paper, a shirt sleeve, or even skin. The Media Lab at MIT have been exploring the idea of wearable computing for some time, and other companies have entered their offerings into this market also.

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Verizon’s Exclusivity Compromise — An Unimpressive Gesture

Verizon has agreed to loosen its grip on its exclusive rights to sell popular handsets. Well, sort of. Here's one argument for why the carriers should be doing more.

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Verizon’s Exclusivity Compromise – An Unimpressive Gesture

Verizon has agreed to loosen its grip on its exclusive rights to sell popular handsets. Well, sort of. Here's one argument for why the carriers should be doing more.

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Brando presents the spy lighter

ggspy007100_01_mBe a super spy! Spy on your grandma! She’s old! She smells funny! It will be fun to watch her in the bathroom!

A Fake Generic Lighter Spy Camera Camcorder
Color Camera Camcorder
Switcher to control Camera and Camcorder
One press to record and stop
Fast response time and Simple control

This thing has 4GB of storage and the top part flips off to reveal the USB port. Carry it to your next drug deal!


Amazon and irony

Popular for its massive website which originally provided the world with literature, and now just about everything, Amazon has hit news again today regarding its ebook reader the 'Kindle'. Sadly, not in such a good light. In an act of bizarre irony Amazon has remotely deleted copies of the George Orwell novels, Animal farm and Nineteen Eighty Four off of an abundance of Kindles last night. This news came with little explanation from Amazon, instead simply refunding the purchase price of the piece of literature.

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Apollo landing sites spied from the LRO

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As soon as the new Lunar Reconnaissance Orbiter sent back the first high-res photos of the moon a few days ago, I was eager to see the Apollo landing sites. It’s not that I didn’t believe that man walked on the moon 40 years ago, but rather out of simple nerd curiosity. Well, NASA made good on its promise and just released images showing the landing sites of Apollo 11, 14, 15, 16, and 17. I just wish that the pics could show a bit more. These are still impressive though considering the LRO is around 30 miles up and the descent stage module’s deck is only 12 feet in diameter. And yes, we know that these could have been photoshopped by a 10 year old, conspiracy nut. Move along.


Microsoft Goons Break Up SQL Server Meeting

Analysis: When it deployed guards to interrupt a SQL Server presentation, Redmond stepped over the line with its overzealous security.

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AMD Chases New Form Factors With Low-power Chips

Advanced Micro Devices is getting ready to put Neo chips in low-power desktop products like all-in-ones and nettops.

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Twitter App Makers Start Pushing Notifications

The release of iPhone 3.0 at last brought support for push notifications, the technology Apple first announced back at WWDC 2008, only to quietly stop talking...

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Twittergate Is Lame

The "revelations" from this non-event were as dull as dirt, and did nothing more than hype the TechCrunch and Twitter brands.

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Another High-profile Hack, DDOS Probe Goes Global

A high-profile hack of a Twitter employee's e-mail and Google Apps accounts tops our news this week, in part because the whole saga offers a reminder about the...

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Have a custom stylus fabricated! Monogrammed, Zelda-ed, whatever

stylus_shieldI know, there’s not a lot of room in the world for the stylus any more. Resistive touchscreens are on the way out, right? True, but tell that to the 766,500 Nintendo DSes sold last month. So there’s a bit of a market. Personally, I find the DS’s stock stylus a bit short — so a little extra length would be good, and I wouldn’t mind having my initials in gangster letters on it either.

For just under $10, you can get a themed stylus in either metal or the white, slightly flexible plastic they use for some stuff over at Shapeways. I’d definitely get the shield, although the mushroom is pretty cute. I doubt these will fit in the DS’s little stylus slot, though.


Amazon puts Orwell e-books in the memory hole

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I was hoping this wouldn’t happen, but I knew it would — it’s the danger of an always-on, always-connected society. Today, Kindle users found themselves a few books short; Amazon had, with no warning, pulled a kill switch on a set of books which a publisher wanted to no longer offer. The books were sucked out of the devices and customers were credited the ten bucks or whatever they paid —
like it never happened. Scary, isn’t it? Orwellian, in fact.

The “kill switch” has been brought up in other circumstances — most prominently with the iPhone. While Apple already holds sovereignty over the App Store’s contents, they also reserve the right to deactivate programs (or, one may extrapolate, activate programs) on any or all phones if they feel it’s necessary (or expedient). I never wanted an iPhone because I didn’t want to have any devices under the control of anyone but myself — and now I’m never going to buy a Kindle.

It’s certainly the publisher’s right to say “Actually… we’re going to stay out of the e-book business for now.” Fine by me, so am I! But they don’t get to come to my device and take my data that I paid for. Sorry, it’s mine now. If, in a physical book, there was to be a typographical mistake on page 45, or royalty issues preventing further printings, I would not allow the publisher to enter my house and take that book without my consent. Maybe they could say “There was a mistake, please send it back and we’ll give you credit, or a replacement book” — and they could have said that this time.

Clearly Amazon was in a tight spot or they wouldn’t do this, but they could have at least kind of done the right thing. Publishing rights are certainly complicated, but they put their head into that lion’s mouth and they’re going to have to make it right for their customers. Here’s their response so far:

The Kindle edition books Animal Farm by George Orwell. Published by MobileReference (mobi) & Nineteen Eighty-Four (1984) by George Orwell. Published by MobileReference (mobi) were removed from the Kindle store and are no longer available for purchase. When this occured, your purchases were automatically refunded. You can still locate the books in the Kindle store, but each has a status of not yet available. Although a rarity, publishers can decide to pull their content from the Kindle store.

Italics mine.

Unless there is a reckoning here, this sets a truly frightening precedent for the cloud-based, streaming media world we are entering. What about a movie you bought at the store, and made an official licensed back-up copy of on your computer? Can they nab it? What about an app for your phone that you paid $2.99 for, which adds some functionality that you need but Apple doesn’t like? Can they block it, and if you acquire it elsewhere can they remove it remotely? Telescreens are real, pals, and you bought one with a two-year contract.

It was an ugly, ugly thing Amazon did — and, I might add, extremely ironic considering the author they pulled was George goddamn Orwell. But we’d better get used to things like this if we don’t fight to keep what’s ours. This capability is the wet dream of every media lending (as I like to call them) company on the web, and if there’s one thing we teach them during this honeymoon period of beta tests and startups, it’s that this is not allowed.

[via NYT]


Will anybody give a damn about your burnt DVDs 1000 years in the future?

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A Utah company claims to have developed a DVD that will last 1,000 years under normal, everyday conditions. (You don’t have to be a professional archivist [PDF alert!], in other words.) And while that’s an impressive achievement, if it is indeed true, there’s one small problem: what are the odds that, 1,000 years from now, Future People will derive any value at all from said discs?

I’d do a full-on rant, but this comment from Slashdot pretty much sums everything up:

And this assumes that in 1000 years there will be:

1. a player to play the damn thing
2. the resources to build a player to play the damn thing.
3. a screen to view it on
4. the resources to build a screen to view it on
5. the cultural interest in such behaviour (sitting and watching a screen)
6. the cultural capacity to decode and understand what the hell they’re watching even if they do decide to watch it, assuming they have the ability to do so. For an extreme example, there is a non-zero probability that in 1000 years, the notion of “fiction” may well not exist, in which case an episode of “Friends” or “Seinfeld” become biographical portraits of stupid foolish people, as one needs to have the fictive distance to decode what is happening.
7. that anyone will give a rat’s ass about us in a 1000 years. They may well be pissing on our graves for having ruined the planet, and these disks may simply be destroyed as examples of the evil Evil EVIL petroleum age.
8. Reverse engineering NTSC (SD or HD - just getting 29.97fps with rectangular pixels is fucked up enough) from a disc filled with microscopic pits strikes me as impossible and or pointless.

I can list many more reasons why a 1000 year disk is a waste of time, those are just a few off the top of my head.

Frankly, I think we are the civilisation that in 1000 years will be a great and tantalizing mystery. Their world will be filled with our garbage, telling them how we lived (like wasteful pigs at the trough) but they won’t really know that much about what we think (because it was all digital and the technology disappeared in the die-off).

RS

And there you have it. My personal favorite is number seven, that Future People will give a rat’s ass about what we burned onto DVD in the year 2009. You can never judge a culture based entirely on its frivolities—Future People won’t necessarily condemn us for having more votes in American Idol than in a presidential election, though they’d have every right to—but there’s really not too much going on right now that would warrant 1,000 year long appreciation. Perhaps if scientists cured a pesky disease, but that’s about all I can think of.

Will the iPhone be a big deal in the year 3009? (Will it be a big in the year 2010? Who knows.) Will Future People be impressed that your Chevy Cruze got a whopping 30 miles to the gallon? (Will Future People even know what a “gallon” is?) Will Twitter be seen as Man’s Salvation and the “pulse of the planet”? (Will Future People even speak English, or Spanish, or German, or Japanese, to be able to read your Tweets?)

That’s provided we don’t all kill each other by then.